Showing posts with label Quote of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quote of the Day. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

August 21, 2013 Quote of the day

This is our new and improved system - it just doesn't work as well as the old one.

Monday, 24 June 2013

June 24 2013 Quote of the day

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency)

Erma Bombeck

Thursday, 20 June 2013

June 20, 2016 Quote of the day

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Mark Twain

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Monday, 17 June 2013

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

June 12, 2013 Quote of the day

For a second there I thought you was one of them weirdos... I still do.

Gladys (Muppet Show)

Monday, 10 June 2013

June 10 2013 Quote of the day

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Friday, 31 May 2013

May 31, 2013 Quote of the day

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Monday, 27 May 2013

May 27, 2013 Quote of the day

I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like.

Margaret Mead

Monday, 22 April 2013

April 22, 2013 Quote of the day

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright

Friday, 19 April 2013

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

April 17 2013 Quote of the day

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

April 16 2013 Quote of the day

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Joey Adams